I'm willing to play the part for your story. [ we are all actors the world is a stage do not let greatness pass you by have it thrust upon you instead etc ] You needn't name names though.

... Unless you're suggesting you don't have any friends in the first place and saying that you do would cause mass suspicion on your mother's part?

[ she could've called him a friendless loser some other way but eh

EHHHHH. ]