[ Cheffeur... You're banned, Elizabeth. Banned from your own roadtrip. ]

Driving upwards of ten hours a day can get tiring. Across much of the country, there's little scenery either. [ Just hours upon hours of corn fields. ] Shotgun gets to choose the music, and has more leg room. But the back seat's where the snacks are, where people play games or whatever. [ "Whatever," because he only knows these things from movies; heck if he's ever been on a roadtrip or had to drive more than just himself and one other person anywhere. ]

Are you sure shotgun's where you want to be?