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[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen

"Good morning, noon, or night. You have reached Elizabeth Velveteen, who may or may not be here right now. Please leave a message if you have need of me."

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i will treasure it forever tbh

[goen]

[ Who is really the weird one between these two... Yato looks uncertainly at her when she starts crying. But she seems to sincerely enjoy it? As long as she's happy, he guesses... He'll pray that her digestive system can survive whatever she does to it henceforth. ]

I'm glad that you enjoy it so much...

[ He'll feel a little bad if she dies from his ice cream though so he should, like. Attempt to dissuade her from having multiple tubs of ghost pepper ice cream on hand to potentially binge eat all at once. ]

I'll be happy to supply you with smaller batches whenever you like. Better to prevent freezer burn. Wouldn't wanna clog your freezer up with too many tubs, either. Just find me on Retrospec!

[elevelvetor]

[ She loves spice! ......She just, like, can't handle it. But she loves it. Adores it.

and now yato's her ice cream pimp i guess jfc ]

Oh, of course. [ to both things really, it makes sense and she'll definitely inevitably grab him for more of this? She has to share it with some ....... friends of hers. ] Truthfully, I'm more thankful than you could ever imagine, I think. One of the wishes I hung on the tanabata tree was about spicy ice cream, and then...

[ A small gesture to the spread of ice cream. ]

You appeared. It's rather cheering. [ And—privately, she sort of hopes that her other wish'll come true too, in that case. ] Thank you for that.

[goen]

[ Oh!! She's thanking him... a novel concept to this nuisance of a hobo. He started granting wishes because it's what he was told a god should do, but it feels nice actually seeing that he's made someone happier.

In any other situation, this would be the point at which he'd declare he was a god and welcome her to lavish worship upon him, but this time... he just doesn't. Maybe it's better that she thinks this was some mysterious providence of fate. And better that she thinks there's some benevolent force looking over her and helping her when she needs it, rather than just... him. ]

You're welcome! But, um... why spicy ice cream?

[elevelvetor]

I love spicy things.

[ ....... ]

That's all. I thought that a spicy ice cream would be an interesting taste experiment as well... given that ice cream is cold and refreshing normally.

But it's mostly simply because I love spicy foods.

[ she's a simple girl yato please ]

[goen]

[ I mean. Fair. Purely weird taste is fair. ]

It's a good thing I came by, then! I'll leave you with the other flavors to try too.

[ Because who else is gonna eat all this damn spicy ice cream. He spoons up more honey lavender for himself before looking around the room. ]

I'm not gonna get you in trouble, am I?

[ probably should've thought about that before he came bursting in and blatantly targeting her at her workplace ]

[elevelvetor]

[ What a kind sir!!! ]

I don't believe so. My boss is an uncle of mine, and he's actually been rather soft on me. [ He'll probably also forgive her if she shares her ice cream... maybe. ] Please stop by whenever you'd like, by the way.

Perhaps without the false mustache, however. [ she's decided now is the time to call it out for being fake???? ]

[goen]

You could tell?!

[ What the hell has he been wearing it for then!!!! He rips it off (ow) and wipes his upper lip. ]

Dammit. I guess facial hair and I weren't meant to be...

[elevelvetor]

You do look much better without it.

[ just like all her friends. goro'd look so fucking dumb. ]

If you were determined enough though... You might be able to pull off a full beard and mustache combo.

[ like one of those wise old men types ]

[goen]

[ Sometimes a man just wants his face to feel rugged. ]

The Santa look, huh...?

[ The Santa look...!! Yes, maybe that will work. He pockets the mustache and puts his ice cream away so that he can get going, because she should probably... get back to work soon... ]

I'll remember that. Anyway, see you around!

[elevelvetor]

[ Oh.... yes... She'll give him a small curtsy before he leaves then!! ]

Have a good day, sir.