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elizabeth ([personal profile] elevelvetor) wrote2017-04-28 12:30 am

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Elizabeth Velveteen
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feistytrader: (I'm okay with this)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It suits him? He looks at it for a moment longer, thinking it over, then holds it up to Liz and pokes her with the bunny ears.]

Maybe I'll name it after you. You think they have an outfit that can make it look like a mage?
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[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-05 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm right behind you.

[Off they go to stuff their animals! ...Of course, before they're stuffed, you have to get a heart, make a wish, do an assortment of strange things designed to entertain and wow children... The lady doing the stuffing looks so tired. Silver does all of the weird hand gestures and says all the words with gusto; not out of any genuine enthusiasm but because you don't make a fuss when people are trying to do their damn job.

This sense of thieves' honor and solidarity just serves to make him look like a weirdo, of course, but their animals are stuffed and they're off to the clothes quickly enough...]
feistytrader: (well that's just great)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...Why do they have underwear for the bears. Silver tries not to look at them, but then can't help but eventually grab one, wave it around, and say-]

Why didn't they name these underbear? They had a perfect opportunity and let it go by.
feistytrader: (say what now)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-05 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
They're already speciesist as is. I don't think these are going to fit Potato's friend.

[But he'll pass her a pair of red ones anyway. Go on, give it a try. ...Would it be obscene to put underwear on a bunny that's supposed to be like Liz, or does that make them mandatory? Shit. Maybe he can slip on a pair while she's occupied.]
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-05 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a little hole for the tail. Silver keeps trying to get a tiny little bunny tail through some of these obnoxious underwear before realizing that it isn't worth it and trying to discard them. Let's move on from the underwear, shall we? He can just put the bunny in some cute blue dress, no underwear required.]

Are you going for a full denim look?

[Should he keep an eye out for denim shoes-]
feistytrader: (10)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[In that case, he'll hold two little denim shoes- seriously, what were they thinking when they made these- and "walk" them right on over to Liz. She understands what he's about. At this very moment, their humor is as one.]

Glad we're on the same page.
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[A dog absolutely covered in denim and a bunny with a dress and a bow...]

You know, I'm starting to think this was just a celebration for the continuing return of the color blue.
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[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
What about some bright blue pumps? You get the bold colors, but not too much, and that should go with most of your outfits.

[Liz is now the holder of one of Silver's greatest and most well kept secrets- he isn't always a fashion disaster. But his expression softens up a little.]

I can think of a bunch of things you'd look good in, but the truth is that you're beautiful enough to pull off anything you want.
feistytrader: (listening in)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, if you can't picture someone in every color of the rainbow (except maybe green) off of the top of your head, then what good are you-]

Well, after that is when we make our daring escape with our new companions.

[Ah yes, their daring escape all the way over to the cash register, unless Liz is really sold on printing out a birth certificate for her stuffed dog.]
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-07 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, shit, he's going to watch. He won't do one for the Liz bunny because that's... Kind of weird, but he's curious to see what she'll name her second dog.]
feistytrader: (okay then)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-07 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Potato and sausage... It's not surprising that Liz is dedicated to her food theme.]

Are you picking your favorite foods, or whatever seems right at the time?

[Although he can't say that he isn't curious about the thought that went into it. Is it simply whatever strikes her fancy? Her favorite foods? Perhaps she's simply named Potato after something just as good as her dog.
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[...He holds his hands out in front of him, like he's trying to imagine Potato the dog, then potato the food... But he shakes his head quickly. He named Feraligatr after the color blue.]

How are you going to keep the trend up? Are you just going to go through every breakfast food?

[He says, as if he fully expects Liz to bring home another pet sometime.]
Edited 2017-11-07 04:37 (UTC)
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[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-11-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. All things considered, we make really good use of our space.

[It's a given that he and Goro will help out, and he understands having a busy schedule, but...]

What's keeping you away? Your studies?

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